• Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
  • Me: Someone told me to go to hell
  • Me: Couldn't find it at first
  • Me: But now I'm here
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I’m not even quiet because I think I’m too cool or anything, I just dont have shit to say all the time

(via whospilledthebongwater)

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Ok but can we smoke first? (via moonsads)

(Source: hatekyland, via nutella-lord)

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